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Bosnian-Croatian-Serbian. The name of the language(s) used by the constituent peoples (See) of Bosnia and Herzegovina (See). Each constituent people uses– for purely practical reasons – abbreviated name: the Bosniaks – Bosnian, the Croats – Croatian and the Serbs – Serbian.  Some internationals (See), however, force this Titoist (See : Tito), homogeneous name which, as claimed by malicious persons , would be OUT of use before it has actually gotten IN very soon after the departure of the internationals (See) from B&H.

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    Eng. Human relation building. One, and very often, the only secure result (See) of an activity (See). Includes a whole string of communication techniques from telling (dirty) jokes, through “ drunken philosophizing” on the injustice in the world to  sexual intercourse in all variations (literary and/or in a figurative sense). It is justified by the fact that there is no peace unless people “normally” intercourse. A kernel of future corruption (See). When thus-established corruption “gets on its feet”, a project (See) is initiated to combat it. Translator's note: Direct translation of the phrase „Human relations building“ into BSC language.

from Ubleha for Idiots – An Absolutely non useful Guide for Civil Society Building and Project management for Locals and Internationals in BiH and Beyond by Nebojša Šavija-Valha and Ranko Milanovic-Blank, ALBUM No. 20, 2004, Sarajevo, translated by Marina Vasilj.